Statements and Understatements and Bumper Stickers

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Life is a giant discount store
with a black-eyed cashier at the end.

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Decoration of Independence.

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Filing in
And filing out -
That what life is all about.

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Eggheads of the world unite!

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An ability to make mistakes
distinguishes us from gods or animals.

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I am wrong, therefore I am.

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Nobody is perfect,
Except for myself
Between the second and the third drink.

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If you think that you need a shrink,
You better fix yourself a drink...
(Don’t worry, be happy.)

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Confidence comes when everything else goes.

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We get rid of our fears only
to be overwhelmed by our responsibilities.

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Free is not free but cheap is cheap.

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Never mind your own business.

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I am misunderestimated…

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I am a touchy-touchy man.

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Don't drink and drive me crazy.

Indecent proposal:
       His story is a history.
       My story is a mystery.

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The Upper West Side horizon:
       Seeing Starbucks from Starbucks.

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So far, so so.

Tombstone Notes:
       No Comment
       No Shit

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It's never too late to miss an opportunity.
It's never too late to get disappointed.
It's never too late to fail.

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The son also uprises.

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Immaculate misconception.