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Do The Duck

OK! If you wanna do the duck
Forget everything about rock
Suck the duck!
That's right!
Do it step by step,
Day by day
The way I say,
Go all the way
Doing the duck, right!
Do it on the streets to the big beat of the Hanoi Rocks
Mike Monroe is now going to show you... how to do the duck
Our point is that you can suck the duck

Something new I never knew
Something new I never heard of
You got to shake your legs, clap your hands, stamp your feet until you feel heavy
You got to move your lips, shake your hips, touch your tits until you feel heavy
It's something new, and it sure looks cool
It's something new, and it sounds good too
Just move fast, shake your ass, smoke your stash until you feel heavy
You got to do the duck the way you stop, suck the duck until you feel heavy

The weekend's over, you're getting sober
You take a shower and you start all over

You do the duck, you do the duck
You do the duck, ha ha
You do the duck
Right

OK! If you wanna do the duck
Forget everything about rock
Suck the duck!
That's right!
Do it step by step, day by day
The way I say, when I tell you to do it, do it
Do it baby, baby

Do it, do it, do the duck
All right, let's rock on doing the duck
Suck the duck, suck the duck, Donald Duck
That's right – that's right
Take your first leg to right, walk on two
All right



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Show The Mule

OK, if you wanna show the mule
You must remember you are cool!
(and if you wanna walk the frog
Forget anything about rock!)
Rule the mule! That’s right!
Show it every night
‘Cause that is right
It’s like a fight
Show the mule!
Right!
Show it in the shops to the great sounds of your cat’s snore.
Vienta Rockera is now goin’ to tell you’ve got nothing to do!
I dreamed you can rule the mule!

Something blunt I always mind,
Something blunt I write on walls.
You have to run and laugh, bite your scarf till that’s enough, until you feel squarely.
You’ve got to jump and fall down on the floor and kiss the door until you feel squarely.
It’s something blunt and it sure looks fun.
It’s something blunt and takes the bun. *
Just crawl slow, don’t try to go, we want to know when you feel squarely.
You’ve got to show the mule, you’re not a fool but you are so squarely.

The weekend ends, you wash your hands,
You call your friends and you start again.

You show the mule! You show the mule!
You show the mule, ha,ha!
You show the mule!
Right!

OK, if you wanna show the mule
You must remember you are cool!
Rule the mule! That’s right!
Show it every night
‘Cause that is right
It’s like a fight
When I force you to show it, show it,
Show it, crazy!

Show it, show it, show the mule!
All right, let’s rule on showin’ the mule!
Fool the mule, fool the mule! Ia the mule!
That’s right, that’s right!
Turn your head on ninety five degrees, squint your eyes!
All right!

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