Газ
Природный газ, добытый
Где-то,
По трубам в англию приходит.
По трубам в лондон.
По районам:
Центральный... Харроу... И к дому;
В мою квартиру...
Правда, ныне
Он мне не нужен... Года три уж.
Тряхнул,
Их счётчик испугался.
Прищелкнул и затих...
Обидчик...
Ведь он,
Считает газ без газа!
С-собака
Вредная такая.
Зарядишь фунтами. Глядь;
Нет их.
Пенсов пятнадцать в день.
З-зараза.
Шестнадцать – двадцать
Отнимает!
А газ в квартиру не вступает.
Вентиль закрыт.
Ни-ни.
Смакует.
Утих та он.
Да не те дяди.
Что на газу жируют, гады.
Уж шлют,
И шлют,
И шлют... и слали...
Пригорок писем накидали.
Грозят полицией,
Судами.
Ой, я им должен. Штраф!
Орали.
Раз тридцать
Раздавал ответы:
Маркизы!
Мистеры! С приветом.
Ах, не смогу же
Быть задолжен.
Газ у меня по предоплате.
На почте заплатить,
Началом.
Там аппараты деньги в карту.
Её, уж в счётчик вставлю
С матом.
Иначе газ не входит! Сваты...
Да где там.
Требуют, придурки.
Грозят полицией, судами.
От, де, просрочил.
Проорали.
Что делать! Ум им
Устранили...
Годами
Длится эта плесень.
Терроризируют бандиты.
Террор, террор.
Террор кругами.
Терпи!
Треплю.
Терпи
Сатрапа.
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This is not a tax invoice
Customer Reference Number 820 7233161
POWERGEN
63712000 0676
Dr Ru Pillai
32 Osmond Close
Harrow
Middlesex
HA2 0QF
Amount Due 352.99
Total (E)
New Charges
32 Osmond Close, Harrow, Middlesex HA2 0QF
Reading Date 23 March 2005
Meter Number
1270047
1270047 1270047 1270047 1270047
Calorific value 39.6750
Date of Bill: 14 May 2005 Gas Bill
Present Previous Volume kWh Cost Per Charge
Reading Reading Used Used kWh(p) Amount ()
2109 E 2098 E 11hcf 351 1.75300 6.15
0 1.30000 0.00
2128 E 2109 E 19hcf 606 1.81300 10.99
0 1.34500 0.00
2146E 2128 E 18hcf 574 1.93800 11.12
0 1.43700 0.00
2152 E 2146 E 6hcf 191 1.86800 3.57
0 1.48600 0.00
2161 2152 E 9hcf 287 2.04700 5.87
0 1.62900 0.00
Conversion factor 1.022640
Withdrawn Charges
Charges withdrawn against bill dated 30 December 2004
Please pay now using the payment slip below.
Customer Service 0800 052 0346
We're open 24 hours, 7 days a week.
Gas meter point reference 3297532107
Gas Emergencies Call 0800 111 999
If you smell gas or think that you have a gas leak call National Gas Emergency, 24 hours a day, on the above telephone number.
Paying by monthly Direct Debit is easy and saves you money.
For more information call 0800 052 0346.
ChargesGas Vat Rate 5.0% Excluding VAT 53.35 CR
Charges withdrawnCharges Gas against bill dated 12 March 2003Vat Rate 5.0% Excluding VAT 71.34 CR
Charges withdrawn against bi!! dated 12 June 2003
Charges Gas Vat Rate 5.0% Excluding VAT 47.78 CR
Charges withdrawnCharges Gas against bill dated 06 September 2003Vat Rate 5.0% Excluding VAT 1 7.84 CR
Charges withdrawnChargesGas against bill dated 06 December 2003Vat Rate 5.0% Excluding VAT 42.82 CR
Charges withdrawnCharges Gas against bill dated 10 March 2004Vat Rate 5.0% Excluding VAT 76.77 CR
Charges withdrawnCharges Gas against bill dated 12 June 2004Vat Rate 5.0% Excluding VAT 15.91 CR
53.35 CR
71.34 CR
47.78 CR
17.84 CR
42.82 CR
76.77 CR
15.91 CR
Charges withdrawn against bill dated 12 October 2004
Charges…...........Vat Rate
Gas
5.0%
Sub total
Excluding VAT
5.51 CR
5.51 CR 293.62 CR
Total charges excluding VAT Total VAT m 5.0%
293.62 CR 14.68 CR
***
POWERGEN
This is not a tax invoice
Customer Reference Number 8207 233161
Sheet! of 2
A company of
26412624
016093
Dr Ru Pillai
32 Osmond Close
Harrow
Middlesex
HA2 OQF
kWhUsed
Cost per kWh (p)
95hcf 2981
Conversion Factor 1.022640 877 2104
2.416 1.921
19hcf 596
Conversion Factor 1.022640
175 3.006
421 2.390
Date of Bill: 25 March 2006 Gas Bill
Charges raised since 31 December 2005
32 OSMOND CLOSE, HARROW, MIDDLESEX, HA2 OQF
Gas Charges
Gas
Volume Used
Previous Reading
Present Reading
Meter Number
1270047 Gas
10/03/06 30/12/05
2396 E 2301 E
Calorific Value 39.03529 Gas primary units used Gas secondary units used
Charges above calculated at rates valid to 10 Mar 2006
1270047 ' 24/03/06 10/03/06
Gas 2415 E 2396 E
Calorific Value 39.03529 Gas primary units used Gas secondary units used
Charges above calculated at current rates.
Sub total Discount
Total charges excluding VAT
Amount Due 525.97
Charge Amount Total () ()
21.19 40.42
61.61
5.26 10.06
15.32
76.93 2.31 CR
74.62
Please pay now using the payment slip below.
Customer Service Call 0800 195 5556
We're open 24 hours, 7 days a week
Gas Meter Point Reference 3297532107
Gas Emergencies Call 0800 111999
If you smell gas or think that you have a gas leak call National Gas Emergency, 24 hours a day, on the above telephone number.
Paying by monthly Direct Debit is easy and saves you money.
For more information call 0800052 0346.
See overleaf for an explanation of how your gas charges are calculated.
-:- Girobank
Girobank pic Booths Merseyside GIR OAA
ins
bank giro credit
Cash
Cheques
By transfer from Alliance and Leicester/ Giro account number
158 208 288
Cashier's stamp and initials
/
Reference
633126 82072331610
Amount due
Credit account number No fee payable at PO counter
157 8464
525-97
8207233161 994
Signature
Cheque payable to POST OFFICE COUNTERS LTD
Date
Dr Ru Pillai
National Westminster Bank pic Collection A/C Powergen Retail Ltd
57-84-64
Please do not write or mark below this line and do nat fold this counterfoil
8207233161994 V4241578464 000525979 74 X
***
011297
POWERGEN
A company of
26412626
Dr Ru Pillar
32 Osmond Close Harrow Middlesex HA2 0QF
Date of bill
1 July 2006
This is not a tax invoice
Sheet 1 of 2
Any questions?
Call us on 0800 195 5556
Call anytime - we are always open
Account number 8207 233161
I
Gas bill
We sent your last bill on 25 March 2006
For gas supplied to 32 Osmond Close, Harrow, Middlesex, HA2 OQF
We have estimated your reading
Latest gas reading 2472 estimated on 30 June 2006.
What to do We need your meter reading to ensure you only pay for the gas you use. Please
read your meter and call us on 0800 195 5556 or visit us at powergen.co.uk
Please pay 577.59
Please pay now using the payment slip below. Alternatively, you can find details of our other payment methods on the back of this bill.
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•-Girobank
Girobank pic Bootle Merseyside GIR 0AA
bank giro credit
158 208 288
Cashier's stamp and initials
633126 82072331610
Amount due
Credit account number No fee payable at PO counter
577.59
Reference
8207233161 994 157 8464
Signature
Cheque payable to POST OFFICE LTD
Date
Dr Ru Pillai
National Westminster Bank pic Collection A/C Powergen Retail Ltd
I
57-84-64
By transfer from Alliance and Leicester/ Giro account number
Cash
Cheques
Please do not write or mark below this line and do not fold this counterfoil
8207233161994 V4241578464 000577596 74 X
***
British Gas
Home Energy
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Anyone finding this card
is asked to please return it to
the nearest Post Office.
Moving Home?
Please call us a week before your move
so that we can arrange a meter reading
and finalise your account.
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—' Home Energy
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