Freeserve 2

 Freeserve 2.
 
 Прочитав «Freeserve»,
 Решили:
 Заплативши лишние фунты...
 
 Телефон
 Конечно включили,
 
 Интернет искрится
 Без бунта.
 
 Кабы так здесь было,
 Однако.
 
 Вполовину уютнее жили.
 
 Ну да ладно.
 Один виноватый.
 Залетел.
 Бывает.
 
 Почили.
 
 Заплатил я
 Лишние фунты.
 
 Уплатил сто десять паршивым.
 
 Телефон они
 Не включили...
 
 Лишь бумажки слали другие...
 
 Хороша тут почта,
 Однако.
 Из неё
 Почти не воруют.
 
 Ну да ладно. Не все
 Богаты.
 Похитрее кто. По хитрее.
 
 Мозговал увлечь
 Адвоката.
 Размечтался, крутые
 Контакты.
 
 В чёрной комнате сыщешь
 Когда-то.
 Твёрдо зная: а нет никого
 Там.
 
 О свободе прочтений
 Слышал.
 Про права и свободы
 Знают.
 
 Все права мои,
 Да свобода.
 В одном действии пребывают.
 
 Заплати?!
 Заплати свободно!
 
 Оплати,
 Навсегда же должен.
 
 Это право первого
 Хода.
 Умолчав, свободу умножишь.
 
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 More connections. More pot
 Your account and bill number LW 5887 6572 L005 Z&
 
 MR ANATOLY CHLIAKOV
 32 OSMOND CLOSE
 HARROW
 HA2 OQF 63712
 tiate
 21 December 2003
 If you have a query please see reverse for our contact details.
 
 BT Together Option 1
 Bill for 020 8422 3478
 
 155.88
 Total now due
 Please make sure we receive the total now due by 28 December 2003
 This bill is for calls made between 1 December 2005 and 2 December 2003
 
 BT Together Option 1
 The 6p hour plan
 Don't forget you can make UK calls for just 6p for up to an hour per call at evenings and weekends.
 For more information see BT Update. Monthly charge and exclusions apply. See terms and conditions.
 This page is not a tax invoice.
 * You can find details of how to pay overleaf.
 * If appropriate, fill in the details on this payment slip.
 * Please don't send cash by post.
 * Please quote 'Your account number' below on correspondence or remittance advices.
 bank giro credit
 Cashier's stamp and initials
 Your account number LW58876572
 Signature
 Date
 Total now due
 155.88
 
 8944 0151 5887 6572 0051 2005
 
 44-76-62
 HSBC Bank pic
 Head Office Collection Account
 Cash
 Cheques
 
 Please do not fold, pin or staple this slip; or write below this line.
 03 LW 58876572 L005 Z8
 
 155.88
 3LW58876572L005 447662+ 73
 
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 Freeserve
 a wanadoo company
 
 Mr Anatoly Chliakhov 32 Osmond Close HARROW Middlesex HA2 OQF
 INGI/03
 January 2004
 You've nothing to lose by keeping hold of your Freeserve No Ties pay as you go account
 Dear Mr Chliakhov,
 We were very sorry to get your call the other day, and hear you're cancelling your Freeserve AnyTime account. But we really don't want to let you go for good without giving you something to hang on to, just in case of emergencies...
 And that's why we're so glad we can remind you about email and Internet access with Freeserve No Ties pay as you go.
 Like all the best safety equipment, it's easy and quick to use, and it's always there when you need it. Best of all, your Freeserve No Ties pay as you go account is ail set up for you, ready to use, right now, because you've already been a Freeserve Member.
 It's this simple:
 • there's no contract to tie you in
 • no monthly fee - and you don't need a credit card either
 • you can use the Internet as little or as often as you want, from as
 little as 1p a minute*. And you only pay for your time online
 • you can go online with any telephone provider - not just BT
 • you can keep your existing Freeserve email address
 By hanging on to your Freeserve No Ties pay as you go account, you'll still be able to take advantage of Freeserve Rewards, as well as all the other benefits of being with the UK's No. 1 Internet Service Provider.
 Just load up the CD we've enclosed to install your Freeserve No Ties pay as you go account settings today, using the simple steps on the back of this letter. After all, you've nothing to lose by hanging on to some back-up from Freeserve, and you never know when you might need it.
 One day, you could even find it's a bit of an online lifesaver. Yours sincerely.
 
 Keith Hawkins
 Managing Director, Consumer
 * BT standard evening and weekend 0845 local call rate from 1p per minute. For 0845 local call rates, please check with your Telephone Service Provider.
 148S/34
 
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 Freeserve
 a wanadoo company
 
 Installing your Freeserve No Ties pay as you go account
 1. Put the enclosed CD into your computer's CD drive.
 2. Select either the 'Retrieve my account' option in the left hand menu,
 or 'Already a Freeserve customer? Install your existing Freeserve
 account on this PC option from the bottom of the screen and follow
 the instructions.
 3. On the Account Retrieval page, click on the 'No Ties' button.
 4. On the next page, enter your old Freeserve email address and
 password, and follow the instructions to install your No Ties settings.
 If you've forgotten either your Freeserve email address or password,
 please call us on 0870 872 0099*
 
 You never know when you'll need it
 
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 Date
 21 December 2003
 Your account and bill number LW 5887 6572 L005 Z&
 Your phone number 020 8422 3478
 
 Summary and detail
 This is your combined bill summary and detail. Calls are fully itemised. The main totals are listed for easy reference in the summary tables.
 *
 Bill totals Cost of calls 132.67
 Your benefits 0.00
 I his is a summary of your main bill totals, •*
 together with where to find information of VAI 23 4 A.
 each total total 155.88
 
 sec below see page 4 seepage 4
 Cost of calls
 132.67
 These are the totals for all your calk.
 These totals take account of your reduced coll rates.
 Type of call Total number of calk Total duration Total cost
 Premium rate 12 01:33:42 119.488 calls shown in next table
 Lo-call 14 13:29:28 13.185 calk shown in next table
 
 This is your call detail. See the Phone Date Time Destination Called number
 Book or www.btcom/Prlting for definitions lDec 10:25 Local Rate 0845 6091351
 of type of call lDec 10:52 Premium Rate , 09O9O 274320
 1 Dec 11:29 Local Rate 0845 9891351
 118 sen/ices are available from various 1 Dec 13:11 Premium Rate 09090 274321
 suppliers. BT is responsible for 118500. 1 Dec 13:21 Local Rate 0845 6091351
 118707,118S05 and 118404. 1 Dec 14:03 Local Rate 0845 6091351
 lDec 14:12 Locat Rate 0845 6091351
 Queries relating to other services should 1 Dec 15:54 Premium Rate 1 296000
 be addressed directly to the service lDec 16:01 Local Rate Q845 6091351
 provider in question. lDec 18:06 Premium Rate 09096 550021
 1 Dec 18:15 Local Rate 0845 6091351
 1 Dec 18:59 Local Rate 0845 6091351
 lDec 21:15 Premium Rate 09090 294049
 1 Dec 21:29 Premium Rate 09090 294049
 1 Dec 21:43 Premium Rate 09090 294049
 1 Dec 21:58 Premium Rate 09090 294049
 1 Dec 22:24 Local Rate 0845 6091351
 lDec 22:59 Premium Rate 09090 274320
 2 Dec 00:01 Local Rate 0845 6091351
 2 Dec 00:02 Premium Rate O909O 294049
 2 Dec 00:04 Premium Rate 09090 294049
 2 Dec 00:05 Premium Rate 09090 294049
 2 Dec 00:08 Local Rate 0845 6091351
 2 Dec 00:18 Local Rate 0845 6091351
 2 Dec 02:42 Local Rate 0845 9091351
 2 Dec 04:19 Local Rate 0845 6091351
 
 Type of call Duration Cost
 Lo-call 00:26:53 0.685
 Premium 00:12:39 16.141
 Lo-call 01:14:5^ 1.908
 Premium 00:09:58 12.704
 Lo-call 00:39:36 1.010
 Lo-call 00:07:40 0.195
 Lo-call 01:41:38 2.591
 Premium 00:02:5^ 3.692
 Lo-call 02:04:55 3.076
 Premium 00:00:53 1.125"
 Lo-call 00:27:42 0.235
 Lo-call 02:15:53 1.155
 Premium 00:13:45 17.546
 Premium 00:13:41 17.465
 Premium 00:13:46 17.556
 Premium 00:lO:40 13.595
 Lo-call 00:34:06 0.290
 Premium 00:11:56 15.215
 Lo-call 00:01:02 0.042
 Premium 00:02:16 2.890
 Premium 00:00:31 0.657
 Premium 00:00:43 0.905
 Lo-call 00:05:19 0.045
 Le-call 00:07:07 0.060
 Lo-call 01:36:38 0.821
 Lo-call 02:06:10 1.072
 Total 132.673
 
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 Post Office Ltd.
 12/I2/E003 09:37 CftP :38 BP:01 SU:BD
 South Harrow FAD: 0140201
 259/261 Northolt Road
 Harrow
 Middlesex
 HA2 8HT
 Checksum: HHG39
 APS No: 030937
 Client: BT Paynent Card
 Scheme: For your BT phone bill Svc: 1
 Token Type: HC Entry: 2
 Ref: 8944000016036440318
 Amount: 110.28 Cash
 This is not a VAT receipt
 
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 Post Office Ltd.
 E8/01/E0Q4 09:43 CAP-.44 BPsOl SU:DD
 South Harrow FAD: 0140E01
 S59/E61 Hortholt Road
 Harrow
 Middlesex
 HAS 8HT
 Checksum: PWJ3R
 flPS No: 050163
 Client: BT Paynent Card
 Scheae: For your BT phone bill Svc: 1
 Token Type: MC Entry: S
 Ref: 8944000016036440318
 Amount: 155.88 Cash
 This is not a VAT receipt
 
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