Рызьмы-15

Все рызьмы составлены в соавторстве с Биллом М.

Стихи.ру не признаёт диакритических знаков (accent aigu, grave и т.д.)

Club-nik(a) -- клубника

Schwarzenegger is a Muslim (Muscleman – Mussulman)

Fun dos (fondu) and fun don’ts

Nightmares and day stallions

Man-go (mango) stop

Cookie cloak, caca, clock, cloaca

Castor – beaver oil

Nero fiddles while Robert Burns

Peddler on the Roof
 
Female/email circumcision – when females lose their clintons

Lacanic (Lacan) eruption
Lacan in the can
Lacanic-laconic

Don’t deride Derrida

Ascension Day – Denq Rabotnika Lifta

Newsweek – Gnusweek

Morphey’s law – when you want to sleep but can’t

Bundesrath – будем срать
Srinagar

Budapest – pest in Buda

Seedy Rome – CD-ROM

Gone-to-speed – druggy
Druggy – други – другой


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