A lady from town of York
Filed claim in the court against pork.
Fine lawyer she was,
Fighting for good cause,
Yet, Hamburg-born judge was a jerk.
A lady from town of York
© Copyright: Fern, 2003
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вы просили продолжения моей антирелигиозной пропаганды?
A priest from the Russian Republic
Was known for his farting in public
But a meeting of parish
Has told him: tovarishch,
We can't make this part of the rubric!
Всегда рада !
Clittary Hilton 07.12.2003 03:58 • Заявить о нарушении
A priest from the Russian Republic
Was known for his farting in public
But a meeting of parish
Has told him: tovarishch,
We can't make this part of the rubric!
Всегда рада !
Clittary Hilton 07.12.2003 03:58 • Заявить о нарушении
:)
A sizable priest from Russia,
Set off an ungodly tamasha*,
Whilst praying to Mary
He’d blown a berry
Causing Jesus to ban prostokvasha.
*(in the East Indies) a spectacle; entertainment.
you are next :))))
Fern 08.12.2003 19:52 Заявить о нарушении
A sizable priest from Russia,
Set off an ungodly tamasha*,
Whilst praying to Mary
He’d blown a berry
Causing Jesus to ban prostokvasha.
*(in the East Indies) a spectacle; entertainment.
you are next :))))
Fern 08.12.2003 19:52 Заявить о нарушении
:))
Exclaimed the good priest then, "oh, Geez!
Is there proper way Thou to appease?"
From Heaven came Voice:
My Son, you rejoice
But don't ever eat many green peas!
Clittary Hilton 08.12.2003 21:31 Заявить о нарушении
Exclaimed the good priest then, "oh, Geez!
Is there proper way Thou to appease?"
From Heaven came Voice:
My Son, you rejoice
But don't ever eat many green peas!
Clittary Hilton 08.12.2003 21:31 Заявить о нарушении
Distinguished member of clergy,
Loved to take part in theurgy.
Yet mother superior,
Was declared inferior,
For she was too old for the orgy.
:)
Have you ever been struck from above? :)))
Next one, please ;)))
Fern 10.12.2003 06:40 Заявить о нарушении
Loved to take part in theurgy.
Yet mother superior,
Was declared inferior,
For she was too old for the orgy.
:)
Have you ever been struck from above? :)))
Next one, please ;)))
Fern 10.12.2003 06:40 Заявить о нарушении
The Pope has invited to Cracow
Mutineers from the cruiseship Ochakoff
He wasn't as gullible
As he was infallible
And lamented the woman (or lack of)
Clittary Hilton 11.12.2003 03:51 Заявить о нарушении
Mutineers from the cruiseship Ochakoff
He wasn't as gullible
As he was infallible
And lamented the woman (or lack of)
Clittary Hilton 11.12.2003 03:51 Заявить о нарушении
I have been stricken from the list of candidates for this year's Nobel peace prize... for my atheist propaganda
Clittary Hilton 11.12.2003 03:56 Заявить о нарушении
Clittary Hilton 11.12.2003 03:56 Заявить о нарушении
Pope, son of a gun and Rome,
Said, be more careful at home
Use more KY-jelly,
Lube tyke’s cavities belle,
Anathema to salivation and foam!
Too bad they stripped you of a chance to become a genuine peacemaker, I strongly oppose to the verdict, for I doubtlessly, truly and wholeheartedly believe that you are the most preeminent pacemaker in the entire lavatory of human kind.
Yours,
Hegel Che
Fern 12.12.2003 16:22 Заявить о нарушении
Said, be more careful at home
Use more KY-jelly,
Lube tyke’s cavities belle,
Anathema to salivation and foam!
Too bad they stripped you of a chance to become a genuine peacemaker, I strongly oppose to the verdict, for I doubtlessly, truly and wholeheartedly believe that you are the most preeminent pacemaker in the entire lavatory of human kind.
Yours,
Hegel Che
Fern 12.12.2003 16:22 Заявить о нарушении
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