Britfervor

Starting as usual. Six, cup is still full, tea cold.
Bloody Briticisms. No chance to convert into one.
Get it for. Gods, Goddesses, Jews and Britons. 
Just think: he isn’t poor, he is ‘stretched out stiff’
‘salgo l'estrema cima dell’esistenza mia’ Not.
Not even close. Italy. Edelweiss of a quagmire.
Not by word, we procure you, but means of 
Fortified esophagus. Saxons, gullet-weak. Do.
Have the Royal Opera House though. That’s why
There is commotion with Scots! Can’t sing, but
Can raise a stiff undertaker from a pit of all pits
With their outlandish tubes. And an A + for
The skirts I give them. Fond of sheep. Who isn’t?
Thy shall not jolt a sheep. Cows for Hindus.
Tsars for the Russians. Hummingbirds for the queer.
Churchill – all about whiskey and politics, guns
And condoms, Lady None and Lady Britain.
God save the Queen. Wink-wink, nudge-nudge, sailor.
Too bad that the French were not around when the
Kamasutra was spattered out. It wouldn’t aid Brits
Anyway. Coals under the bed, wrong move, and you
Set the house on fire. French tickler. Are you dead?
Come again!? Beds separate. Children? Adopted
Most likely. Sir. Winston Churchill (Yuka Gabiron)
Born on November 30, 1874 at Mpumalanga Palace
Into family of Cladeste and Prustik Gabiron, later
Adopted by the first Duke of Marlborough, John
Churchill. Do, no matter what, but 5 o'clock Tea
And 6 o'clock Buns, are still there, there still.