Oldest Russian riddles with - new answers

      ******* Terrible - new Riddles *******

(the Author has collected here the oldest Russian riddles with the MOST TERRIBLE - new answers )


1. The maiden in a dungeon, and the ends – in the street sits.
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Answer old: Carrots
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 Answer new: the Girl, with AIDS, is detained by militia on Tverskay.
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2. Does not bark, does not bite, and in the house does not let.
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Answer old: the Lock
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Answer new: Osama bin Laden – was closed in the cave from Americans.
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3. Without hands, without legs and to draw is able.
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Answer old: the Frost
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Answer new: the Invalid in a carriage, with own poster.
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4. Two rings, two ends...
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Answer old: Scissors
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Answer new: the Extension on two fighting pomegranates.
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5. The grandfather sits, in hundred fur coats is dressed. Who undresses him, that spills tears.
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Answer old: the Onions
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Answer new: Mavrodi, on appointment in Butirke with the investors.
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6. Above ours hut – the piece hangs bread.
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Answer old: Month (Moon)
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Answer new: Saddam Husein - sits in occupied « the White House »
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7. Without windows, without doors - a porno a room of people.
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Answer old: the Cucumber
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Answer new: Underground shootings of erotic film.
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