Men want sex!

If women are from Venice,
Then we are dudes from Mars.
Seducing women is our war,
Our weapons: money, cars.

No women understand this,
No girlfriend, wife or ex.
That all the stupid things we do,
We do it all for SEX.

When ever you are thinking,
What's going through his mind?
Add sex to the equation,
You'll figure it just fine.

He wants to be a doctor,
To feel girls breasts all day,
And just to get into your pants,
The racer drives away.

The Rabbi studies Talmud,
Cause Talmud says: Have Sex.
And only to get laid tonight,
Are jockeys buying Beck’s.

The sensitive romantic,
The guy that makes you wheeze,
Do not be fooled by this despise,
He wants you on your knees.

This is a raging battle,
The fighting we begin,
Just follow couple easy steps,
And in the end you'll win.

So please I ask you ladies,
Best weapon is surprise,
Go up to that mysterious guy,
And make him penis rise.

The thinking shifts three feet below,
He's helpless in your sight.
The only way to win the war,
Is pleasure him tonight.