Komatozniy Batman

I would like to be like Batman
And meet a lot of chicks ,
So far I’m just a dreamer
But I’ll try to get it fixed .

I’d like to fly around city
With Batman on my side ,
Saying “hello” to women
And keeping them satisfied .

My temperature’s rising quickly
Experiencing KOMATOZ ,
How do I impress a woman :
With a car, or a house, or a rose?

Please, take me with you, Batman,
To the place where they show some tits,
We’d jump into black stretch limo
And go directly to Ritz !

( I know one in Tyson’s Corner,
I was once there before,
And  I was turned down politely –
She said “she ain’t no whore!”)

Hey, Batman,let’s get together
And watch a movie “BRAT TWO”,
And then we could go out drinking
And, of course,  meet a blonde or two.

American girls – get ready!
American girls – hold on!
Look up in the sky and see Batman
Before to Russia he’s gone!

Keep going on, Batman –
The KING of BESPREDEL!
Let’s party till KOMATOZA –
No limit, no PREDEL !

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